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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Quote of The Day.

               AS THE BODY

  WITHOUT THE SPIRIT IS DEAD,

      SO FAITH WITHOUT WORKS

               IS DEAD ALSO.

                                    JAMES
                                       2:26

Monday, October 29, 2012

Do you know the Most Plagiarized Book in the World?

Do you know the Most Plagiarized Book in the World?
by  The Jester

Well as the way I see it. Best way to prove my point is to quote the book. The quote I will use is one that most of us have used, or heard at one time or another. It's from ECCLESIASTES 1: 9. The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: "AND THERE IS NO NEW THING UNDER THE SUN." Now everybody thinks it reads, " There is nothing new under the sun." And I'm sure you thought the expression "whatever will be, will be"was from a song written in 1956 didn't you. But the reality is that, man has been stealing from the word of GOD  for so long, that even when we quote the "Bible" we quote it wrong!

Moving right along. I love movies: dramatic, comedies, sci-fi, advenure films, you name it. I will watch it. Why? Good question, probably because as a kid orphaned just before I turned ten years of age. I sought out a role model, as most boys do. Well there weren't any available to me that I felt I could look up to, so from age three until I was about nine "Superman" was the man. Then the unthinkable happend George Reeves, the television Superman, died from a gun shot wound. It was rumored that he commited suicide. I think it was hard to believe in heroes after that. Oh Yeah! The story was stolen straight from the pages of the "Bible".

Okay check this out! Strange visitor from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond that of mortal men. And who disguised as mild mannered reporter Clark Kent, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the American way. Now if that doesn't sound like "Jesus"  you remember GOD created earth, so he couldn't be from here. He walked on water, turned it to wine, was known for reporting on the newspaper of that day the "TORA". All the while he was the "Christ" who fought for the truth of GOD, justice and a never ending battle for the Salvation of mankind.

Only thing they added that was new is a pair of black "Foster Grants".
We will discuss The Matrix, and The Terminator next time. I have to make sure I don't get sued. Well until the next time.
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 and listen to my audio link.(smile)

                                                                            The Jester

Friday, October 26, 2012

How did people get rich before the Internet?

How did people get rich before the Internet?
by The Jester

Well the way I see it. Before the Internet there was a specific way how people in the know obtained wealth in America and around the world. It has been working for over five decades without fail. And if you have enough seed capital it will always work. Hence the expression "It takes money to make money". Alright you are probably saying or thinking to yourself that can't always be right. There are exceptions to every rule. And you are right for thinking that way too! But let's see it as a math problem or a puzzle. So that it adds up, or fits together whichever way you prefer to look at it. The way I see it you find something that everybody needs and sell it to them. The formula is simple first you buy television spots and set up t.v. commercials.

 Next you buy space in newspapers, magazines and  set up space for radio media ads. Then you have to buy or rent mailing lists. Okay if you get the lists, you have to set up mailings to use them. Someone has to manage the computer databases. This is necessary to keep all the data statistics to be able to keep accurate books showing your profit and loss. So the accounting spread sheets can maintain a careful eye on controlling the processing of the orders. This is done to control the manufacturing of the product, so as to not get too much product on the shelves prior to demand, especially if it's perishable. All the easy work is now  done. We have only to regulate product shipping control via computed delivery time and date.Along with setting up a great customer service program. And that's all there is to it.

Now that I've told you how it's been working let's introduce the perfect product. It's not! Perishable. And everybody in the country needs and uses it daily. Doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, you got to have it and really don't want to run out. What is it? Toilet paper, the top producer of the product is so cocky as to how much you need his product that he tells you not to squeeze it, and how much to use. Yes I'm talking about "Charmin"you know the one that tells you to buy it, take it home close the bathroom door. And wipe your bear bottom until it turns blue or relatively clean,whichever one comes first. It gives new meaning to the term; It's your"booty call"and the "Bare Facts of life."

But the Internet has changed everything about the game. More than half the jobs are gone.This is good and bad at
the same time. With the invent of the Internet and the technological advancements that came along because of it. You can advertise your business without spending money
on television commercials, do your own on line. Newspapers, magazines, radio or snail-mail are all but a
thing of the past.
What it boils down to is if you have Internet access and a computer you can run your own business. I know you might be thinking I need grab a
handful of "Charmin" and wipe my mouth cause I talk a
lot of anagram "This" but it's true you can start a business for "FREE" I've seen it! Click on this link: https://thejester1.theconversionpros.com/sl/needmoneybeyourownboss/)  "No Joke"!


                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                     The Jester

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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Who's going to get your vote?

What is a vote? Webster says that a vote vb 1: to express one's wish or choice by a vote : cast a vote 2 : to make into law by a vote (vote an income tax) 3 : elect ( vote someone into office) 4 : to declare by common consent 5 : propose 1, suggest. use common sense.





                                                                            Noah Webster

Quote of the day.

                  "YET DOLLARS AND CENTS
                         ARE IN ABUNDANCE
                   BUT ENJOYED BY THE FEW
                AND SOUGHT AFTER BY MANY
                  AND FOUND ONLY BY THOSE
                                  WITH A MAP"


                                       The Jester













Quote of the day.

                     COMMON  SENSE
             IS NOT SO COMMON.

                                    VOLTAIRE

Question of the day

What is a question? Lexocographer Noah Webster said it's b: a subject or aspect in dispute or open for discussion : issue; also : matter 1b c (1) a subject or point of debate or a proposition to be voted on in a meeting (put the question to the members) (2) : the bringing of this to a vote.



                                                                              Noah Webster

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Joel Osteen, The Key of David with Gerald Flurry / Church on television hearing the Word of God.

I watched Joel Osteen, today! I got to hear the joke of the day about a Russian, an American, & a blonde. It was a very old joke with a twist on
the dumb blonde theme but I smiled anyway. I found that today message as always was positive about getting that job, or the promotion and even starting that business that God put on your heart. How when the world is saying no to never give up. You know the sermon that after you've heard it, you always feel it was directed at you personally.Yes! Well for almost 30-minutes he spoke about several different scenarios. First was "Jobs" & how sometimes you hear a lot of no's before you get the yes, you are looking for. Next he talked about an experiment that a group of scientists conducted by using a small spanish mackerel and a large barracuda, separating them in the same fish tank.With an invisible barrier that prohibited the big fish from eating the smaller fish.
 
How through a process of conditioning when the barrier was removed they were able to co-exist because of learned behavior, at least until one of them inadvertently crossed the imaginary boundry, that was formed during said experiment.

Then there was the story of "Elisha" and the drought. How according to the Bible each day he sent his assistant to look for clouds and finally on the seventh day, a small rain cloud was spotted that you could cover by holding up your fist. Oh Yeah! It rained.

After that he mentioned how "Thomas Edison" inventing the light bulb had 2000 failure before he succeeded. But he kept looking for that one "Yes". A reporter ask him after he succeeded about all those times he failed the experiments that didn't work. He said "Listen I never failed once! I just found 2000 ways that wouldn't work. Finally he closed his talk with a story about his mother wanting a swimming pool when he was a boy and his father saying No, and how a manufacturer of pools gave them one for "free" as a marketing promotion.You can probably go to: http://ww2.joelosteen.com/pages/index.aspx and check it out.

Then I watched "The Key of David with Gerald Flurry. He said many Churches, say they are the true church. However can we prove it? Using the word of God? He went on to say that the Book of "James" is an "End times Book" and that James himself didn't understand that when he wrote the book The General Epistle of James that it was prophetic writting "James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ, to the twelve tribes which are scattered abroad, greeting. 2. My bretheren, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations; Mr. Flurry went on to say that the tribes had sinned against God and been punished. For today sermon in detail go to: The Key of David Program @ www.thetrumpet.com/keyofdavid it is very thought provoking and well worth your visit. You should come away from the experience with a deeper insight of the word of God. As for me I think it is remarkable how God became the step-child of a mere carpenter, then died for sins of the world and was resurrected again as God, waiting for the time of his return. I Just think it gives a whole "New" meaning to the term: "Treated like a Step-child"...

                                                                                            The Jester

What If Our Jobs Were Our Way of Life?

What If Our Jobs Were Our Way of Life?
Posted by Ron Woods

Like when we were all Farmers, Carpenters, Tailors and Doctors etc..These titles also served as ways to earn our livelihoods. They are in truth professionals and as such to paraphrase the owners of "Living Jobs and Living Companies" with diplomas and certification to validate their expertise in their fields.
Tomorrow's jobs and the companies of tomorrow are both integrated network marketing companies. These jobs and companies have been and are being built to enable the entrepreneur to have self-employment with multiple income streams, focused in on saving money. Routine rut jobs were left behind and all but forgotten. Work has become exciting as Ordinary people achieved twenty-first-century dreams that surpassed their most ambitious twentieth-century daydreams.
Let us summarize the twenty-first-century living jobs and living companies are network marketing companies designed to earn money through saving us money on name brand things that we were going to buy anyway. Our jobs or businesses become our way of life. With the changing of the old business paradigm to the new: I am talking about the new American work force, at a time when jobs are scarce.
In looking at the economic landscape of our great country I found that we are now faced with a change in the way we do business. Instead of politics, tomorrow's front-page news media will be packed full every day with the latest technological breakthroughs. People tomorrow will check the news with far greater enthusiasm than people today. Checking the latest breakthroughs will be more stimulating than checking the latest football scores or the latest movie releases, instead they will use technological breakthroughs to help boost their self-employed standard of living.
Self-employment has been around since the first "Lexocographer"worked in the garden. I think Chris Rock, said it best when he spoke about wealth vs. being rich how Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal, both are rich, they are both "The Man". But he would rather be the man that owns the team, their boss that signs their checks. Which is why I posed the question on my website in the F.A.Q., section, it reads: How do I answer the "Help Wanted Ad"? I believe that ordinary people can become the beneficiaries of the new living businesses with their entrepreneurial work forces of creative thinking geniuses. Our motto is: Give money, save money and be your own boss. The rebate industry has been around for over one hundred years there is truly nothing new under the sun. I am only saying let's live more like the Jetsons, using the new technology. The only constant in the universe is "Change" and the Flintstones life really, "SUCK"! I am thankful you made it through this article I like your style. "Start Your Own FREE trial Network Marketing Business"
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Quote of the day





                  PLAN YOUR
                       WORK
                 AND... WORK
                  YOUR PLAN


               by  ANA  DOATES

Friday, October 19, 2012

Comparative Study: The Obama-Romney vs. Lincoln-Douglas Town Hall Debates

Well it has been over 154-years since the Lincoln-Douglas Town-Hall Debates. I think they had six and things have really changed as far as the political climate and what is important to America's citizens. Back then there was 100% employment in the black community and 10% employment in the white community as well. Black Slaves did all types of
manual labor as well as skilled. Whites who had to work were paid, to watch them and make sure that they did whatever tasks correctly. Now a days since you can get paid to work a job it is hard to come by. Yes the script has been seriously flipped.

Moderator: The first question is for President Obama.

Question-What are you going to do about this economy? I mean "Jobs"housing Why don't you wear more hats, can't you do
everything you said we needed to do by yourself today?

Obama: Well I am responsible for governing the people in my cabinet.
 But the most important thing is that we work together to turn around
 the mess that I inherited from the previous administration.Governor your
 plan is to implement 5- Trillion dollars in tax cuts for the rich & add
 2-Trillion dollars to the military spending budget even though they haven't asked for it.

Moderator: The first question for Governor Romney.

Romney: I will not reduce the share paid by high income individuals.

Obama: That's not true!

Romney: I know that you & your running mate keep saying that, but it isn't true I know it's a popular thing to say but it's just not the case.

Obama: It's just simple math and it is true!

Romney: Look I've got 5-boys and I'm use to people or "Boys" saying something that's not always true repeating but just to keep repeating it over
and over. "Boy".

Obama: Did he just call me a "Boy"? I'll be glad when this is over.

 In a letter written shortly after the debate, a downcast President Obama,  told his wife, “Michell, I seriously don’t need this male bovine defecation.”

                                                                               The Jester
  

The Lincoln-Douglas Town-Hall Debates

THE LINCOLN-DOUGLAS TOWN-HALL DEBATE

Posted by Andy Borowitz
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For years, historians have held up the Lincoln-Douglas debates of 1858 as the gold standard of political discourse. But at the time, critics were not so kind. Journalists complained that the debates were “not interactive enough” and suffered from “boring optics”; still others hungered for a debate that would “change the narrative of the race.” Responding to the criticism, Abraham Lincoln and Stephen Douglas agreed to participate in a debate that used the just-invented “town hall” format, with both candidates taking questions from the audience:
Lincoln: And so, to conclude my opening statement: in relation to the principle that all men are created equal, let it be as nearly reached as we can. If we cannot give freedom to every creature, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other creature.
Moderator: The first question is for Mr. Lincoln.
Questioner #1: Mr. Lincoln, why do you wear that dumb hat?
Lincoln: My hat? Well, I suppose most of us would agree that a man’s hat is not nearly so important as what resides beneath it.
(Lincoln laughs good-naturedly. The audience responds with stony silence. A baby cries.)
Questioner #1: You didn’t answer my question. Your hat is dumb. Why do you wear it?
Lincoln (a little off-balance): Well, I haven’t given it much thought, really—but I suppose a hat is only as good as the head it’s…
Moderator: I’m sorry, Mr. Lincoln, your time is up. The next question is for Judge Douglas.
Questioner #2: Judge Douglas, do you think Mr. Lincoln’s hat looks dumb?
Douglas (forcefully): Yes.
(Audience applauds.)
Questioner #2: No further questions.
Moderator: The next question is for Mr. Lincoln.
Questioner #3: What kind of weird name is Abraham?
Lincoln: Well, Abraham, of course, is from the Book of Genesis, in the Bible.
Questioner #3: Isn’t it also from the Koran?
Lincoln: Well, yes, but…
Questioner #3: Then why didn’t you say so?
Lincoln: If you’ll kindly let me finish…
Questioner #3 (firmly): Is it or is it not a name from the Koran? Yes or no answer.
Lincoln (after a pause): Yes.
(Loud grumbling from the audience.)
Questioner #3: No further questions.
Moderator: The next question is for Judge Douglas.
Questioner #4: My question for Judge Douglas is this: Would you ask Mr. Lincoln a question for me?
Douglas: I’d be happy to.
Lincoln: Now hold on here just a minute! That’s against the rules!
Moderator: And what rules are those exactly, Mr. Lincoln?
Lincoln (sputtering): Well, I don’t know the specific … but there has to be … I mean, there should be some rule against doing what he just did.
(Derisive laughter from audience.)
Moderator: Mr. Lincoln, I must warn you that one more outburst like that and you will forfeit your right to speak for the rest of the debate.
Lincoln (sheepishly): Sorry.
Moderator: Don’t apologize to me. Apologize to the good man who asked the question.
Lincoln (to Questioner #4): I’m sorry.
Moderator: Now tell him you won’t do it again.
Lincoln (through gritted teeth): I won’t do it again.
Moderator (to Questioner #4): Please continue with your question to Judge Douglas.
Questioner #4: I want you to ask Mr. Lincoln why he wears that dumb hat.
The debate continued in a similar vein for three more hours, as audience members peppered Lincoln with questions about his hat, posture, weak chin, and warts. The evening ended with a triumphant Stephen Douglas diving headfirst off the stage, the crowd catching him and passing him from row to row like a championship trophy; meanwhile, a drained Abraham Lincoln slouched away in defeat, pelted with tomatoes and other local Illinois produce. Journalists pronounced the debate a “game changer” for Douglas, whose ratings soared afterwards in America’s historic first focus group. As for the future President of the United States, the town-hall experience was nothing short of traumatic. In a letter written shortly after the debate, a downcast Lincoln told his wife, “Mary, I seriously don’t need this shit.”

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Quote of the day


"WE ARE, PERHAPS, UNIQUELY AMONG THE EARTH'S 
CREATURES, THE WORRYING ANIMAL. WE WORRY AWAY
OUR LIVES, FEARING THE FUTURE, DISCONTENT WITH THE PRESENT,
UNABLE TO TAKE IN THE IDEA OF DYING, UNABLE TO SIT STILL."

                                               LEWIS THOMAS

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Quote's of the Day:

"Only a mind enlightened by God can see, the deliberate creation of a money tree."
-TheJester
"Change your thoughts and you change your world."
-Norman Vincent Peale

Quote of the Day.

"Believe you can and you're halfway there. "

-Theodore Roosevelt.