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Joel Osteen, The Key of David with Gerald Flurry / Church on television hearing the Word of God.

I watched Joel Osteen, today! I got to hear the joke of the day about a Russian, an American, & a blonde. It was a very old joke with a twist on
the dumb blonde theme but I smiled anyway. I found that today message as always was positive about getting that job, or the promotion and even starting that business that God put on your heart. How when the world is saying no to never give up. You know the sermon that after you've heard it, you always feel it was directed at you personally.Yes! Well for almost 30-minutes he spoke about several different scenarios. First was "Jobs" & how sometimes you hear a lot of no's before you get the yes, you are looking for. Next he talked about an experiment that a group of scientists conducted by using a small spanish mackerel and a large barracuda, separating them in the same fish tank.With an invisible barrier that prohibited the big fish from eating the smaller fish.
 
How through a process of conditioning when the barrier was removed they were able to co-exist because of learned behavior, at least until one of them inadvertently crossed the imaginary boundry, that was formed during said experiment.

Then there was the story of "Elisha" and the drought. How according to the Bible each day he sent his assistant to look for clouds and finally on the seventh day, a small rain cloud was spotted that you could cover by holding up your fist. Oh Yeah! It rained.

After that he mentioned how "Thomas Edison" inventing the light bulb had 2000 failure before he succeeded. But he kept looking for that one "Yes". A reporter ask him after he succeeded about all those times he failed the experiments that didn't work. He said "Listen I never failed once! I just found 2000 ways that wouldn't work. Finally he closed his talk with a story about his mother wanting a swimming pool when he was a boy and his father saying No, and how a manufacturer of pools gave them one for "free" as a marketing promotion.You can probably go to: http://ww2.joelosteen.com/pages/index.aspx and check it out.

Then I watched "The Key of David with Gerald Flurry. He said many Churches, say they are the true church. However can we prove it? Using the word of God? He went on to say that the Book of "James" is an "End times Book" and that James himself didn't understand that when he wrote the book The General Epistle of James that it was prophetic writting "James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ, to the twelve tribes which are scattered abroad, greeting. 2. My bretheren, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations; Mr. Flurry went on to say that the tribes had sinned against God and been punished. For today sermon in detail go to: The Key of David Program @ www.thetrumpet.com/keyofdavid it is very thought provoking and well worth your visit. You should come away from the experience with a deeper insight of the word of God. As for me I think it is remarkable how God became the step-child of a mere carpenter, then died for sins of the world and was resurrected again as God, waiting for the time of his return. I Just think it gives a whole "New" meaning to the term: "Treated like a Step-child"...

                                                                                            The Jester

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What If Our Jobs Were Our Way of Life?

What If Our Jobs Were Our Way of Life?
Posted by Ron Woods

Like when we were all Farmers, Carpenters, Tailors and Doctors etc..These titles also served as ways to earn our livelihoods. They are in truth professionals and as such to paraphrase the owners of "Living Jobs and Living Companies" with diplomas and certification to validate their expertise in their fields.
Tomorrow's jobs and the companies of tomorrow are both integrated network marketing companies. These jobs and companies have been and are being built to enable the entrepreneur to have self-employment with multiple income streams, focused in on saving money. Routine rut jobs were left behind and all but forgotten. Work has become exciting as Ordinary people achieved twenty-first-century dreams that surpassed their most ambitious twentieth-century daydreams.
Let us summarize the twenty-first-century living jobs and living companies are network marketing companies designed to earn money through saving us money on name brand things that we were going to buy anyway. Our jobs or businesses become our way of life. With the changing of the old business paradigm to the new: I am talking about the new American work force, at a time when jobs are scarce.
In looking at the economic landscape of our great country I found that we are now faced with a change in the way we do business. Instead of politics, tomorrow's front-page news media will be packed full every day with the latest technological breakthroughs. People tomorrow will check the news with far greater enthusiasm than people today. Checking the latest breakthroughs will be more stimulating than checking the latest football scores or the latest movie releases, instead they will use technological breakthroughs to help boost their self-employed standard of living.
Self-employment has been around since the first "Lexocographer"worked in the garden. I think Chris Rock, said it best when he spoke about wealth vs. being rich how Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal, both are rich, they are both "The Man". But he would rather be the man that owns the team, their boss that signs their checks. Which is why I posed the question on my website in the F.A.Q., section, it reads: How do I answer the "Help Wanted Ad"? I believe that ordinary people can become the beneficiaries of the new living businesses with their entrepreneurial work forces of creative thinking geniuses. Our motto is: Give money, save money and be your own boss. The rebate industry has been around for over one hundred years there is truly nothing new under the sun. I am only saying let's live more like the Jetsons, using the new technology. The only constant in the universe is "Change" and the Flintstones life really, "SUCK"! I am thankful you made it through this article I like your style. "Start Your Own FREE trial Network Marketing Business"
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Comparative Study: The Obama-Romney vs. Lincoln-Douglas Town Hall Debates

Well it has been over 154-years since the Lincoln-Douglas Town-Hall Debates. I think they had six and things have really changed as far as the political climate and what is important to America's citizens. Back then there was 100% employment in the black community and 10% employment in the white community as well. Black Slaves did all types of
manual labor as well as skilled. Whites who had to work were paid, to watch them and make sure that they did whatever tasks correctly. Now a days since you can get paid to work a job it is hard to come by. Yes the script has been seriously flipped.

Moderator: The first question is for President Obama.

Question-What are you going to do about this economy? I mean "Jobs"housing Why don't you wear more hats, can't you do
everything you said we needed to do by yourself today?

Obama: Well I am responsible for governing the people in my cabinet.
 But the most important thing is that we work together to turn around
 the mess that I inherited from the previous administration.Governor your
 plan is to implement 5- Trillion dollars in tax cuts for the rich & add
 2-Trillion dollars to the military spending budget even though they haven't asked for it.

Moderator: The first question for Governor Romney.

Romney: I will not reduce the share paid by high income individuals.

Obama: That's not true!

Romney: I know that you & your running mate keep saying that, but it isn't true I know it's a popular thing to say but it's just not the case.

Obama: It's just simple math and it is true!

Romney: Look I've got 5-boys and I'm use to people or "Boys" saying something that's not always true repeating but just to keep repeating it over
and over. "Boy".

Obama: Did he just call me a "Boy"? I'll be glad when this is over.

 In a letter written shortly after the debate, a downcast President Obama,  told his wife, “Michell, I seriously don’t need this male bovine defecation.”

                                                                               The Jester
  

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The Lincoln-Douglas Town-Hall Debates

THE LINCOLN-DOUGLAS TOWN-HALL DEBATE

Posted by Andy Borowitz
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For years, historians have held up the Lincoln-Douglas debates of 1858 as the gold standard of political discourse. But at the time, critics were not so kind. Journalists complained that the debates were “not interactive enough” and suffered from “boring optics”; still others hungered for a debate that would “change the narrative of the race.” Responding to the criticism, Abraham Lincoln and Stephen Douglas agreed to participate in a debate that used the just-invented “town hall” format, with both candidates taking questions from the audience:
Lincoln: And so, to conclude my opening statement: in relation to the principle that all men are created equal, let it be as nearly reached as we can. If we cannot give freedom to every creature, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other creature.
Moderator: The first question is for Mr. Lincoln.
Questioner #1: Mr. Lincoln, why do you wear that dumb hat?
Lincoln: My hat? Well, I suppose most of us would agree that a man’s hat is not nearly so important as what resides beneath it.
(Lincoln laughs good-naturedly. The audience responds with stony silence. A baby cries.)
Questioner #1: You didn’t answer my question. Your hat is dumb. Why do you wear it?
Lincoln (a little off-balance): Well, I haven’t given it much thought, really—but I suppose a hat is only as good as the head it’s…
Moderator: I’m sorry, Mr. Lincoln, your time is up. The next question is for Judge Douglas.
Questioner #2: Judge Douglas, do you think Mr. Lincoln’s hat looks dumb?
Douglas (forcefully): Yes.
(Audience applauds.)
Questioner #2: No further questions.
Moderator: The next question is for Mr. Lincoln.
Questioner #3: What kind of weird name is Abraham?
Lincoln: Well, Abraham, of course, is from the Book of Genesis, in the Bible.
Questioner #3: Isn’t it also from the Koran?
Lincoln: Well, yes, but…
Questioner #3: Then why didn’t you say so?
Lincoln: If you’ll kindly let me finish…
Questioner #3 (firmly): Is it or is it not a name from the Koran? Yes or no answer.
Lincoln (after a pause): Yes.
(Loud grumbling from the audience.)
Questioner #3: No further questions.
Moderator: The next question is for Judge Douglas.
Questioner #4: My question for Judge Douglas is this: Would you ask Mr. Lincoln a question for me?
Douglas: I’d be happy to.
Lincoln: Now hold on here just a minute! That’s against the rules!
Moderator: And what rules are those exactly, Mr. Lincoln?
Lincoln (sputtering): Well, I don’t know the specific … but there has to be … I mean, there should be some rule against doing what he just did.
(Derisive laughter from audience.)
Moderator: Mr. Lincoln, I must warn you that one more outburst like that and you will forfeit your right to speak for the rest of the debate.
Lincoln (sheepishly): Sorry.
Moderator: Don’t apologize to me. Apologize to the good man who asked the question.
Lincoln (to Questioner #4): I’m sorry.
Moderator: Now tell him you won’t do it again.
Lincoln (through gritted teeth): I won’t do it again.
Moderator (to Questioner #4): Please continue with your question to Judge Douglas.
Questioner #4: I want you to ask Mr. Lincoln why he wears that dumb hat.
The debate continued in a similar vein for three more hours, as audience members peppered Lincoln with questions about his hat, posture, weak chin, and warts. The evening ended with a triumphant Stephen Douglas diving headfirst off the stage, the crowd catching him and passing him from row to row like a championship trophy; meanwhile, a drained Abraham Lincoln slouched away in defeat, pelted with tomatoes and other local Illinois produce. Journalists pronounced the debate a “game changer” for Douglas, whose ratings soared afterwards in America’s historic first focus group. As for the future President of the United States, the town-hall experience was nothing short of traumatic. In a letter written shortly after the debate, a downcast Lincoln told his wife, “Mary, I seriously don’t need this shit.”

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