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Do you know the Most Plagiarized Book in the World?
by  The Jester

Well as the way I see it. Best way to prove my point is to quote the book. The quote I will use is one that most of us have used, or heard at one time or another. It's from ECCLESIASTES 1: 9. The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: "AND THERE IS NO NEW THING UNDER THE SUN." Now everybody thinks it reads, " There is nothing new under the sun." And I'm sure you thought the expression "whatever will be, will be"was from a song written in 1956 didn't you. But the reality is that, man has been stealing from the word of GOD  for so long, that even when we quote the "Bible" we quote it wrong!

Moving right along. I love movies: dramatic, comedies, sci-fi, advenure films, you name it. I will watch it. Why? Good question, probably because as a kid orphaned just before I turned ten years of age. I sought out a role model, as most boys do. Well there weren't any available to me that I felt I could look up to, so from age three until I was about nine "Superman" was the man. Then the unthinkable happend George Reeves, the television Superman, died from a gun shot wound. It was rumored that he commited suicide. I think it was hard to believe in heroes after that. Oh Yeah! The story was stolen straight from the pages of the "Bible".

Okay check this out! Strange visitor from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond that of mortal men. And who disguised as mild mannered reporter Clark Kent, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the American way. Now if that doesn't sound like "Jesus"  you remember GOD created earth, so he couldn't be from here. He walked on water, turned it to wine, was known for reporting on the newspaper of that day the "TORA". All the while he was the "Christ" who fought for the truth of GOD, justice and a never ending battle for the Salvation of mankind.

Only thing they added that was new is a pair of black "Foster Grants".
We will discuss The Matrix, and The Terminator next time. I have to make sure I don't get sued. Well until the next time.
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                                                                            The Jester

How did people get rich before the Internet?
by The Jester

Well the way I see it. Before the Internet there was a specific way how people in the know obtained wealth in America and around the world. It has been working for over five decades without fail. And if you have enough seed capital it will always work. Hence the expression "It takes money to make money". Alright you are probably saying or thinking to yourself that can't always be right. There are exceptions to every rule. And you are right for thinking that way too! But let's see it as a math problem or a puzzle. So that it adds up, or fits together whichever way you prefer to look at it. The way I see it you find something that everybody needs and sell it to them. The formula is simple first you buy television spots and set up t.v. commercials.

 Next you buy space in newspapers, magazines and  set up space for radio media ads. Then you have to buy or rent mailing lists. Okay if you get the lists, you have to set up mailings to use them. Someone has to manage the computer databases. This is necessary to keep all the data statistics to be able to keep accurate books showing your profit and loss. So the accounting spread sheets can maintain a careful eye on controlling the processing of the orders. This is done to control the manufacturing of the product, so as to not get too much product on the shelves prior to demand, especially if it's perishable. All the easy work is now  done. We have only to regulate product shipping control via computed delivery time and date.Along with setting up a great customer service program. And that's all there is to it.

Now that I've told you how it's been working let's introduce the perfect product. It's not! Perishable. And everybody in the country needs and uses it daily. Doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, you got to have it and really don't want to run out. What is it? Toilet paper, the top producer of the product is so cocky as to how much you need his product that he tells you not to squeeze it, and how much to use. Yes I'm talking about "Charmin"you know the one that tells you to buy it, take it home close the bathroom door. And wipe your bear bottom until it turns blue or relatively clean,whichever one comes first. It gives new meaning to the term; It's your"booty call"and the "Bare Facts of life."

But the Internet has changed everything about the game. More than half the jobs are gone.This is good and bad at
the same time. With the invent of the Internet and the technological advancements that came along because of it. You can advertise your business without spending money
on television commercials, do your own on line. Newspapers, magazines, radio or snail-mail are all but a
thing of the past.
What it boils down to is if you have Internet access and a computer you can run your own business. I know you might be thinking I need grab a
handful of "Charmin" and wipe my mouth cause I talk a
lot of anagram "This" but it's true you can start a business for "FREE" I've seen it! Click on this link: https://thejester1.theconversionpros.com/sl/needmoneybeyourownboss/)  "No Joke"!

                                                                                                               
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                  "YET DOLLARS AND CENTS
                         ARE IN ABUNDANCE
                   BUT ENJOYED BY THE FEW
                AND SOUGHT AFTER BY MANY
                  AND FOUND ONLY BY THOSE
                                  WITH A MAP"


                                       The Jester

I watched Joel Osteen, today! I got to hear the joke of the day about a Russian, an American, & a blonde. It was a very old joke with a twist on
the dumb blonde theme but I smiled anyway. I found that today message as always was positive about getting that job, or the promotion and even starting that business that God put on your heart. How when the world is saying no to never give up. You know the sermon that after you've heard it, you always feel it was directed at you personally.Yes! Well for almost 30-minutes he spoke about several different scenarios. First was "Jobs" & how sometimes you hear a lot of no's before you get the yes, you are looking for. Next he talked about an experiment that a group of scientists conducted by using a small spanish mackerel and a large barracuda, separating them in the same fish tank.With an invisible barrier that prohibited the big fish from eating the smaller fish.
 
How through a process of conditioning when the barrier was removed they were able to co-exist because of learned behavior, at least until one of them inadvertently crossed the imaginary boundry, that was formed during said experiment.

Then there was the story of "Elisha" and the drought. How according to the Bible each day he sent his assistant to look for clouds and finally on the seventh day, a small rain cloud was spotted that you could cover by holding up your fist. Oh Yeah! It rained.

After that he mentioned how "Thomas Edison" inventing the light bulb had 2000 failure before he succeeded. But he kept looking for that one "Yes". A reporter ask him after he succeeded about all those times he failed the experiments that didn't work. He said "Listen I never failed once! I just found 2000 ways that wouldn't work. Finally he closed his talk with a story about his mother wanting a swimming pool when he was a boy and his father saying No, and how a manufacturer of pools gave them one for "free" as a marketing promotion.You can probably go to: http://ww2.joelosteen.com/pages/index.aspx and check it out.

Then I watched "The Key of David with Gerald Flurry. He said many Churches, say they are the true church. However can we prove it? Using the word of God? He went on to say that the Book of "James" is an "End times Book" and that James himself didn't understand that when he wrote the book The General Epistle of James that it was prophetic writting "James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ, to the twelve tribes which are scattered abroad, greeting. 2. My bretheren, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations; Mr. Flurry went on to say that the tribes had sinned against God and been punished. For today sermon in detail go to: The Key of David Program @ www.thetrumpet.com/keyofdavid it is very thought provoking and well worth your visit. You should come away from the experience with a deeper insight of the word of God. As for me I think it is remarkable how God became the step-child of a mere carpenter, then died for sins of the world and was resurrected again as God, waiting for the time of his return. I Just think it gives a whole "New" meaning to the term: "Treated like a Step-child"...

                                                                                            The Jester

Well it has been over 154-years since the Lincoln-Douglas Town-Hall Debates. I think they had six and things have really changed as far as the political climate and what is important to America's citizens. Back then there was 100% employment in the black community and 10% employment in the white community as well. Black Slaves did all types of
manual labor as well as skilled. Whites who had to work were paid, to watch them and make sure that they did whatever tasks correctly. Now a days since you can get paid to work a job it is hard to come by. Yes the script has been seriously flipped.

Moderator: The first question is for President Obama.

Question-What are you going to do about this economy? I mean "Jobs"housing Why don't you wear more hats, can't you do
everything you said we needed to do by yourself today?

Obama: Well I am responsible for governing the people in my cabinet.
 But the most important thing is that we work together to turn around
 the mess that I inherited from the previous administration.Governor your
 plan is to implement 5- Trillion dollars in tax cuts for the rich & add
 2-Trillion dollars to the military spending budget even though they haven't asked for it.

Moderator: The first question for Governor Romney.

Romney: I will not reduce the share paid by high income individuals.

Obama: That's not true!

Romney: I know that you & your running mate keep saying that, but it isn't true I know it's a popular thing to say but it's just not the case.

Obama: It's just simple math and it is true!

Romney: Look I've got 5-boys and I'm use to people or "Boys" saying something that's not always true repeating but just to keep repeating it over
and over. "Boy".

Obama: Did he just call me a "Boy"? I'll be glad when this is over.

 In a letter written shortly after the debate, a downcast President Obama,  told his wife, “Michell, I seriously don’t need this male bovine defecation.”

                                                                               The Jester
  

"Only a mind enlightened by God can see, the deliberate creation of a money tree."